Buh Felicia

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

mrbritishhimself:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

There’s always one.

"This is my swamp"

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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hashtagpll:

spoiler: she drops the necklace

buttify:

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this